Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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