I just saw a hot homeless man
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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