my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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