Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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