Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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