so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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