: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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