im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
do nipples grow back?
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