No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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