I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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