yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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