REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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