I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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