I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was like eating out sand paper
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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