Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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