let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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