He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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