So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hello my rib-scented angel!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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