ya dads aren't the best wingmen
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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