he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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