dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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