guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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