He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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