You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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