he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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