someone owes me an orgasm
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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