Whod you bang
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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