if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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