Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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