so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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