3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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