I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Randomize