i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
where are my eyebrows?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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