i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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