At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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