Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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