The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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