just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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