Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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