you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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