Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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