she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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