Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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