last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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