hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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