Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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