It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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