just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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