are you still at the devil's house?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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