This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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