If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You've changed since you got that strap on
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.