i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I know her cup size but not her name....
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