So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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