just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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