i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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